On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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