Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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