That's intense
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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