so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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