I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Randomize
