only if we run a train.
done.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
What happened to fro yo and sex?
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
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