I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
When are your genitals available?
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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