she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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