Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
only you would photoshop your dick
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
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