I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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