I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just google imaged poop.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Randomize
