Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
The best revenge is premature balding
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
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