do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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