you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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