it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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