**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
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