You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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