After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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