I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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