Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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