So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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