it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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