You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
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