Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
