Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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