Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
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