Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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