do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Randomize
