im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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