Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
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