The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
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