And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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