windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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