I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I will be naked everywhere
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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