Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
Randomize
