so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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