at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
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