I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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