Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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