Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
You have to summon your inner elephant
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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