Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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