I heard we made out
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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