So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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