Well douche your snatch and let's go!
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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