You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
