butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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