its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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