do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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