I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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