4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
sex in a hospital.. check
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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