yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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